Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES
THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW
death note au where everything is the same except the death note is a password journal
I’d like to thank based god for my grandmother who, when told about boy dilemmas, tells me to just go “find a hot college boy because high school boys are pricks”
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"